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The Only Good Years We Ever
Had Were the Tires on Your Car

Daddy's Dead in Mama's Head

I Can't Get You Out of My Mind 'Cause
You Still Got Your Hand in My Pocket

Couldn't Never Trust the Words That
Came Through Those False Teeth of Yours

That Hitchhikin' Witch
Turned My Truck Into a Motel

I Thought I Was Hank 'Til
My Woman Made a Patsy Out of Me

She's a Simple Gal From Georgia,
but She Sure Loves Macon Out

She Kicked My Poor Heart Around,
But I'm Trashing My Liver Myself

You Used to be Outgoing
Till You Got That Indoor John

Words Can't Express How I Feel
Babe, So I'll Convey it in Grunts

She's Like a Big Ol' Magnet, and
I'm Pinned to the Refrigerator of Love

Don't Ask Her To Give You a Hand,
'Cause You'll Get It Upside The Head

I Gave Her My Heart and a Diamond,
and She Clubbed Me With a Spade

You Pierced Your Nose and Then Your
Tongue, and Now You Pierced My Heart

She Won't Kiss and Tell,
but She Don't Kiss That Well

I'd Like To Introduce That Gal to O.J.

You're Just Another Sticky
Wheel on the Grocery Cart of Life